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Incest And Morris Dancing

by Jon Horne

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1.
Ask me how I’m feeling I’m freewheeling Where I come from, we don’t know how to lose Call it a seventh sense measured in dollars and cents If you don’t like it, read the name on the soles of my shoes The gun goes off in my head It’s the sound I dread The leader or the led? All eyes are on me Time to go out in style To ride one last trial Ninety seven miles to the Champs Elysées Hurt lasts a minute, a day, a year of pain Losing lasts until you win again Who can ever know What makes a good man throw Everything aside for the sake of winning? Still the darkness grows Through my skin and bones I’m a man more sinned against than sinning What’s turning these wheels Blood sweat and steel A heart that cannot feel itself pumping It’s nothing if not real, The pedal and the wheel Ask me how I feel, I feel nothing Cover yourself in glory and it’s never enough When you’ve made the money, you can do it for love
2.
Jack London 02:36
Jack London (1913-1964) The spindle goes around A linen sheet hangs down from the wall He opens his mouth But doesn't make a sound at all Focus on the challenger, cut to the crowd Back to the ring, microphone drops down Touch of the gloves, stand face-to-face The picture wavers, stalls and shakes He waves his fist at us, and walks away Her cigarette burns down She waits outside the chapel in the rain It's taking too long But she keeps them all waiting just the same Stops to remember a day long gone by She takes a deep breath, then steps inside He's still in uniform, she's dressed in white If you do something, then do it right The war is over, now it's time to fight The boys over here were too easy to beat Too straight with the left, too slow with the feet Knock them down and be sure to retreat To a neutral corner She thanks you for your time And shuts the door behind you as you leave You can worry all you like But she's not the one who's crying, actually Everyone's waiting to shake your hand And talk about the time they saw your old man Down the gym or at the Albert Hall You know he wouldn't be impressed at all He'd say: “You see one bloody fight, you've seen them all.” The boys over here were too easy to beat Too straight with the left, too slow with the feet Knock them down and be sure to retreat To a neutral corner
3.
Bones 02:28
Wednesday night in the Hare and Hounds Upstairs, fifty chairs, entry two pounds Janet on the door says there’s room for more So get your arse inside and sit it down Floor singers welcome if you sign the sheet Get up onstage or else sing from your seat Don’t be scared, Janet says, we’re all here To sing and play, so get up on your feet Here’s a farmer marching off to fight Napoleon And a servant girl, big with the master’s wain A rebel named McCann headed for Van Diemen’s Land In three verses and a chorus, you can make them live again Let their bones speak tonight Let them whisper, let them cry Sing their blues like you’ve walked in their shoes Let their bones speak tonight Ballads, Irish sentimentals, any style Rock’n’roll, music hall, make us cry or smile Sing one of your own if it makes you feel at home We’ve not had a new Bob Dylan for a while Janet used to sing the blues while Johnny played the slide But now she just listens, ever since old Johnny died Soon we'll all be gone, all that’s left will be the song Sing it loud if you can’t sing it right Here’s a cotton weaver and a cotton picker A fishergirl and a coal miner’s wife A lonely dockside whore, a dustbowl troubadour A ploughboy, a cowboy, you can bring them back to life Let their bones speak tonight Let them whisper, let them cry Sing their blues like you’ve walked in their shoes Let their bones speak tonight
4.
Napoli 02:10
The last breath of a hurricane Howls across the ocean The men are busy praying Because they can’t hear the engines They’re saying, we don’t have a hope Of rounding Portland Bill It’s not worth a sailor’s life It’s just money in the till There’s whispers on every front porch As midnight comes around Fathers and their eldest sons Try to leave without a sound But the whole town is on the move By the dark of this new moon They scale the cliffs, no time to lose Another storm is coming soon They dream like Devon men of old Of treasure without title They comb the beach in search of gold Or German motorcycles The finest of Italian wines It’s a pleasure to relate This year I’ll give my Valentine A diamond from the Cape Her Majesty’s Receiver With the sheriff by her side Can’t believe it when they see What’s washed up on the tide With torches flashing in your eyes Be off with you, they yell But when they knock off work tonight they’ll be down here themselves You can call us scavengers And you can call it greed Let’s raise a toast to the deadly storm That sank the good ship Napoli
5.
The Fiddler 01:51
Ladies, make your entrance Gents, please take a bow We thank you for your patience The fiddler's ready now The dance shall commence Not a moment too soon Say a grace unto the saviour And raise a glass to the moon Prick your ears up for the fiddler He's the finest in the land Form two lines down the middle and Take your ladies by the hand Chaisse, swing and pas-de-bas Perform the demi-chaîne Kiss the dancer on your left And fill your glass again Dance to the fiddle Form a square or form a ring Rince-fadas, quadrilles Then I'll step out front to sing A sad one for the ladies While you men have one more drink And when you've had your fill I'll be waiting in the wings They always have a word for me It doesn’t take them long to offer me a favour If I'll sing them one more song Give a penny to the fiddler I tell them, one two three Wait till your husband's on the floor I'll sing to you for free ladies, make your entrance Gents, please take a bow We thank you for your patience The fiddler's ready now
6.
There’s a wall over there to keep out the sea The soil and the seed from washing away Three metres down in a sugar beet field I can’t speak the language, no one knows my name They lock all the doors when the night shift comes in To keep us from running, but where would we go? We're already drinking, and thinking of home But we all smell of fear, three metres below You learn to be quiet when you're ten to a room You rise with the moon; the morning's so cold Your clothes are all stolen, ragged and old You’ve been bought and sold, three metres below It's breakfast in Boston at the Three Lions cafe Cold English eyes are staring our way We still have our pride, we don't look away Don't look away, don't look away Then onto the flatbed and back to the fields Shoulder the wheel all night and all day You don't see your pay, it goes straight to the masters But none of this matters, three metres below I keep seeing faces that I knew from before When I ran from the law on all sides of the border Now I'm taking orders and counting the change Here comes the rain, three metres below Then it's breakfast in Boston at the Three Lions cafe Cold English eyes are staring our way We still have our pride, we don't look away Don't look away, don't look away
7.
Gravity 02:29
It's so early in the morning It might as well be last night And you don't know if it's dawn Or someone else's bedroom light You're looking at the ceiling And counting all the cracks The wallpaper's peeling And the paint beneath it's black You seem to have the feeling Time's stopped in its tracks And that's that When you're waiting at the station And time flows by like glass And in your observation Every second's like the last Everyone is sleeping No one's on the move You want to take a flying leap There's nothing else to do The second hand is creeping Backwards, just for you And that's true (No no no) it's all lies It's just an illusion Due to boredom and the rain Close your eyes And take a look at the view At the top of this mountain range Put the champagne On ice to chill To soothe your savage breast Then point yourself downhill And let gravity do the rest Back at school they'll tell you Keep both feet on the ground And this old fool's behind you Saying slow down slow down Slow down slow down But you're doing just fine, thank you Your time is now The southbound train is running No leaves on the track You're heading for the mountains Your suitcase is on the rack If you want thrills If you want spills it's best not to forget To point yourself downhill And let gravity do the rest (for Alex, April 2008)
8.
These days I don't know who to believe I can't remember what I've done or where I've been And I don't recognise who's lying next to me But I don't mind, it's just the way it seems to be These days this is how the story goes She wakes up with a start, but dresses slow In another room (or is it on the radio?) She calls out my name, and sings sweet and low I owe it all to American whisky The kind that you don't hold up to the light Purse your lips and sniff and savour The water of life? You just drink all night I try to say Goodbye, but the moment's passed I'll tell you this for nothing, nothing ever lasts My grip on what is real is slipping fast So I'd better reach for the glass These days I've just got used to seeing Headstones where my friends all used to be There's an old man in the mirror staring back at me And someone in the hallway who's just about to leave I believe in American whisky The kind that you don't hold up to the light Purse your lips and sniff and savour The water of life? You just drink all night © Jon Horne 19.2.08

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Original songs in the English vernacular.
Brown beer drips from a grey beard.
Recorded at the Tea Garden, Ruswarp, North Yorkshire.
1 & 2 recorded 12th May 2014
3 - 6 recorded 24th June 2014
7 & 8 recorded in 2008 at Well Close Terrace, Whitby.

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released June 24, 2014

© Jon Horne
Performed by JH (male vocal with guitar acc.)

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Jon Horne Edinburgh, UK

Chronicling the folibles of the age via the medium of contemporary folk song since 2005.

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Even rougher recordings can be found at hornesdemoshop.bandcamp.com
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